by Striptease
Of course, nothing less is eggspected on a hash day. Good weather and an eggxcellent turn out. While we were waiting for the rest of the pack, we were surprised by the Easter Hash Bunny NOT the Playboy Bunny….wishful thinking… close enough….in the flesh….Hash Horn Birgitta Zoltan had those sexy bunny ears, nose, whiskers and those two front teeth (calling Dr. Michael, calling Dr. Michael!)…unfortunately, gray running outfit and not the black br…st uplifting ones that the rest of the pack was eggspecting. Now…now, the pack cannot afford any eyes popping out of their heads cuz there’s a trail to follow, ‘sides, it is egg hunting not bunny hunting…..ANYWAY!
Hares, Yvonne (hashed for too long and no name…should be baptized soon) Ovey, Colin Wing Commander Sadler, Hannah NO ENTRY Rhodes, Tania ON TIME Demchuk and Andy (??) Ethell led the pack hopping with many checks and falsies, I mean, false trails. Andy had an ENCOUNTER with four-footed being(s), fitting experience for someone like him – ALL HASHERS, Consider yourselves BLESSED for the flour Andy used to lay the trail got “SPRINKLING from up above the heavens”. Walking hare, Yvonne Ovey, led the pack for a joy ride on the Fogaskerekü and said “she’s got tickets to ride” but did not punch any…and, of course, got a Down Down for making the pack do a NO NO. She got us to walk on the wild side, could be walking the GREEN MILE now if we got caught that day! Rest stop for drinks and the incomparable Hungarian Kave before heading back to the park to join the runners.
While the pack were hashing, Hannah NO ENTRY Rhodes had the privilege of laying the eggs for the hunt but, sigh, NO GOLDEN ONES. Hannah, where are you hiding them……GOT THE GOOSE, TOO? Da’ FUN BEGAN……The pack hopped all over the park for the hunt. Anyone who found one was lucky….well, some begged, stole and borrowed from others who had more than one….One needs eggsperience and sharp eyes for this hunt. The lucky ones, well almost everybody, then had a chance to participate in a once in a lifetime chance to win a KLM TICKET TO AMSTERDAM FOR TWO. Harriette Yvonne (soon to be named) Ovey was very creative in an effort to combine St. George’s Day and Easter Celebration. The hasher has to find an entry for the contest, an Easter egg, and to win the ticket, the hasher was given a multiple choice answer to questions about England….educating the pack is an on-going quest. The beginning was crazy…all the hashers were like lamb (another Easter animal). The questions started rolling out and the pack was asked to stand at designated places for the correct answers.
The ultimate winner is none other than ANGELA SZABO.
Of course, if she decides to take hubby RA Les WAFER THIN,
they’ll need a sitter for the twins – ADA & LIDI, any volunteers?
ON ON was at the park’s restaurant, LORD MAJOR ETTEREM, which tried their hand at making the traditional English food, SHEPHERD’S PIE….aaaaaaggggghhhh…better luck next time. Pick out the corn, will you.
THANK YOU KLM FOR THE EGGSTRAVAGANT DONATION.
EGGSPECIAL GUESTS were the Ethells from England, Hash Beer ANDY ETHELL’s FOLKS… Here to visit cuz Harriett Olga is hatching one big egg……..to be delivered soon.
Happy to have our regular VH3 Hasher, Glenn NEDDLEMAN Sibbitt and
LLL NO SHOWS MISSED A LOT OF FUN... BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME.
