Happy Birthday Songs

Version 1
Happy birthday, fuck you,
Happy birthday, fuck you,
Happy birthday, you asshole,
Happy birthday, fuck you.

Drink it down, down, down . . .

Version 2
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
You look like a hasher,
And you smell like one too.

Drink it down, down, down . . .

Version 3
Here's to (name), she's true blue,
It's her (his) birthday, boo hoo hoo,
She is (age) if (s)he's a day,
Wishes she were younger,
But there's no way!

Drink it down, down, down . . .

Version 4
I've Been Working on the Railroad (Eyes of Texas)

Your day of birth is now upon you,
You're older by one day,
Your day of birth is now upon you,
And now you're gonna pay,
The Hash is gonna lay it on you,
You dirty bastard (bitchin') hound,
Your day of birth is now upon you,

Drink it down, down down down down