Saturday, August 11, 2007

Can someone please help this "lady"

In my inbox:

GOD BLESS YOU.

I AM MOTHER JANE COLE FROM NETHERLAND ?just one A WIDOW TO LATE PATRICK COLE I AM 61 YEARS OLD, I AM A NEW CHRISTAIN CONVERT, SUFFERING FROM LONG TIME CANCER OF THE BREAST, ALL INDICATION MY CONDITIONS IS REALLY DETERIORATING AND IT IS QUITE OBVIOUS THAT I WOUDIN wooden, LIVE MORE THAN THREE MONTHS, ACCORDING TO MY DOCTORS,AND IN ALL INDICATION REGARDS TO MEDICAL ANALYSIS huh?, THIS IS BECAUSE THE CANER STAGE isn't this in singapore where they have graffiti shows HAS GOTTEN TO A VERYBAD brother of strongbad STAGE THAT NO HOPE FOR ME TO BE A LIVING PERSON AGAIN, try voodoo and join the undead...brains,

MY LATE HUSBAND KILLED how many did he kill DURING THE HURRICANE DISASTER IN NEW ORLEANS,AND DURING THE PERIOD OF OUR MARRIAGE WE COULD NOT PRODUCEANY CHILD maybe it had to do with all his killing .MY LATE HUSBAND WAS VERY WEALTHY AND AFTER HIS DEATH, I INHERITED ALL HIS BUSINESS AND WEALTH.

THE DOCTORS HAS ADVISED ME THAT I MAY NOT LIVE FOR MORE THAN SIX MONTHS upgraded from 3 months, SO I NOW DECIDED TO DIVIDE THE PART OF THIS WEALTH, TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE CHURCH IN AFRICA, AMERICA ASIA a new region in the world AND EUROPE ESPECAILLY CREATE SOLUTION TO PROBLEM OF LESS PREVILLAGED as opposed to post-villaged ONES AND ALPHANAGE HOMES screw the betas!.

I SELECTED YOU AFTER VISITING THE WEBSITE she likes the hash I PRAYED AND FAST FOR THREE WEEKS OVER IT careful, only 9 weeks left by the first countdown WITH ADVISE OF MY PASTOR,I AM WILLING TO DONATE THE SUM OF $7.5M U.S DOLLARS, TO THE LESS PRIVILEGED our hash.PLEASE I WANT YOU TO NOTE THAT FUND IS LYING IN A SECURITY COMPANY AND UPON MY INSTRUCTION,MY ATTORNEY,WHO PRESENTLY IS IN AFRICA DISTRIBUTING RELIEF MATERIALS TO OF BOMBLAST and the bomb-first? IN SLERRA-LEONE,WILL FILE IN AN APPLICATION FOR THE TRANSFER OF THE MONEY IN YOUR NAME.

LASTLY,I HONESTLY PRAY THAT THIS MONEY WHEN TRANSFERRED WILL BE USED FOR THE SAID PURPOSE which is not said but I guess she means BEER!!! EVEN THOUHG IM LATE THEN, BECAUSEI HAVE COME TO FIND OUT THAT WEALTH ACQUISITION WITHOUT CHRIST IS VANITY AND I MADE THE PROMISE TO GOD THAT THE FUND WILL BE USE TO BUILD HIS TIMPLE, like a pimple but with a cross. Are you kidding, she's a new convert and her ex-husband, a killer by her words, leaves her a pile of money to give to the hash and THIS is vanity?

MAY THE GRACE OF OUR LORD JESUS THE LOVE OF GOD ANDTHE FELLOWSHIP OF GOD BE WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY I AWAIT URGENT REPLY TO MY ALTERNATIVE EMAIL ADDRESS: janecole1907@yahoo.com

GOD BLESS YOU.
MOTHER JANE COLE

Feel free to contact Mother but hurry unless she joins the undead she won't be around long. Ok, all this was a stupid lead into a funny video.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

This website made my day!!!

Anonymous said...

This website made my day !!!! A harriette from Canada...someone should know who :)))